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derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

nickingamells:

A Leblanc clarinet. I experimented with a variety of light sources from flash to candles. Whilst candles create a lovely warm glow if (when) they flicker they can ‘blur’ the crispness of the keywork. This meant that I had to stand very still during the long exposures and not breathe too much, if at all. This is presumably what ‘sacrificing for your art’ means. At least I still have two ears though.

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de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

i’m 15 and i don’t get it

remember drawing on the plastic sheets and then casually smudging everything away aaah memories. 

STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD INTERNET

Them loud ass flappy ass sheets.

we still use these at my school tho

they’re the latest technology at my school

I remember when our teachers started using these….

Why are you all acting like this is from the 1700s dang

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